The 'Rope 'em in dance!'
I thought I would teach you a dance...This dance was taught to me by my good friend Corinne. She is magnificent and she learned this dance when she was kidnapped by a black gang in the big apple. Its for hardened gangsta's only...So most of my friends need not apply for the right to use this dance in public because if you do you will be shot dead...
STAGE 1- Make your lassooo...

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...
Puff your body out and Imagine you have a massive pile of rope on the floor, extend the rope in a forward motion as if you are feeding it to a wild crocodile.
STAGE 2- Fly 'em high...

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....
Swing the rope around your head. (Imagine your a cowboy/girl) It also helps if you incorporate a Beyonce style butt wiggle this should help distract the bate...
Stage 3- Going fishing... (This bit took a lot of practice to perfect)

On the count of one, throw the lasso type thing you have created in the previous steps into to crowd, for effect look at the floor...THEN WAIT, PAUSE, DO NOT MOVE! This move is most effective in a pair or even a large group if the timing it spot on. Do not attempt with amateurs!
You may say a prayer at this stage as this is likely to be the longest 8 seconds of your life....
Stage 4- Hey there, how you doing?...
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8....Rope 'em in! Hopefully you will have caught whatever or whoever your heart desires. If all is well you can do a Irish Jig together. If all is not well, prepare yourself for a slap!
1 Comments:
well what can i say the momory of the rope 'em in dance will live on forever, well as long as bill gates letrs it! oh no...maybe bill gates will steal it and use it as his own, what has the world come to? must prevent the microsoft massive from using my dance...
Im so glad this dance had such a big impact on your life!
Em you lejjjjj!
al my love
fello gansta from the hood,
corinne
xxxxxxx
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